10 Things I Learned at the Beach

10 Things I learned on Vacation 2007 in Ocean City, MD.

  1. The one piece bathing suit is apparently a thing of the past.
  2. Sunscreen lotion is much better than sunscreen spray.
  3. French fries taste really good with apple cider vinegar on them.
  4. Take your sunglasses off before you dive into a wave, no matter how tight you think they are.
  5. When tween girls run down your hall at 5 AM, instead of flashing them a dirty look out your door, say something clever.
  6. Ripley’s Believe It or Not was lame … believe it or not.
  7. Sandals are great, just not in the sand … go figure.
  8. Blackberry + National Broadband Access = Awesome.
  9. Make sure your giant kite is secured firmly to the beach, or it will end up in the ocean.
  10. A great time with family is something you can’t put a price on.

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